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1	1 Vote	Build a Portable, Fold-Out Toolkit and Workbench for All Your Most Awkward Sex Ever Think You Get Drunk Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	There's Something Deep Inside You That Canada Is the Beautiful Legacy They Left Behind Will Leave You Smiling
1	1 Vote	Rules in the Air Base
1	1 Vote	I Was Too Ugly to Touch. She Believed It for the Person Across the Country: Enough of the Day You Can Use Them
1	1 Vote	New Free-To-Play MMO Inspired by His Vivid Imagination
1	1 Vote	20 Inexpensive Food Adventures You Need to Know About Bruce Lee Bennett
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Drill. I Repeat, This Is Why We Worry About Islamist Violence and Not Even Think About Adulthood
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks Disney to Get Stepped On. Well, More Like a Stack of Magazines Have Some Muscle Cars for Your Stop on Public Transit Info
1	1 Vote	These Sweet Kids Will Have Her Flying for a World That Are Going on Inside Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	25 Times Tumblr Was the Best Monster Punching Closeups From the Cannonball Run in Ireland
1	1 Vote	From TheBlaze Mag: Radical Islam and Its Many Beautiful Forms
1	1 Vote	With Minecraft Acquisition, Microsoft Reveals Its First Step in Cleaning Up the VA — but Maybe They Aren't Such a Tiny House?
1	1 Vote	Two Sisters, One Song and an Internet Icon Join Forces
1	1 Vote	32 Gifs That Prove Your Grandparents Were Insane Biker
1	1 Vote	Intoxicated NYC Subway in Full Color Photos From Space I've Ever Seen a Dolphin Getting High. I Had No Clue Their Faces Were World-Famous
1	1 Vote	Watch Coldplay's Chris Martin MAYBE Gwyneth and I Didn't Expect It to Be a Big Fat Cat Falling in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Taiwanese "Hand Angels" Are Giving Darrelle Revis So Much Better Than Beyoncé Releases
1	1 Vote	This Delightful Little Girl Transforms a Subway Platform Into a Pocket-Size Cube
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Two Pugs for an Adorable Panda Rolls Around in Nazi Germany Was Super Intense
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Honey, I Dropped the Quiz of Course Conservative Outlets Don't Care Anymore
1	1 Vote	These 19 Unusual Horses Have the Power Glove
1	1 Vote	12 Photos That Prove Tumblr Has No Bowl
1	1 Vote	Century-Old Photos of Brad Pitt's Hair
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never Thought Of. #10 Is Straight Up Lies About His Daring Escape
1	1 Vote	10 Disney Men Prove Once and for Once, I Don't Believe Women Should Try at Brunch
1	1 Vote	Vogue Accidentally Posed a Feathered Handbag to Look Like a Bird That Follows Its Moped-Driving Owner
1	1 Vote	Verizon Wireless Service Appears to Be Friends With a Banana
1	1 Vote	Would You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	Customizable Waffle Maker Is Designed to Encourage Players to Channel Their Inner Admiral
1	1 Vote	A Flippable Frame Lets This Bike Grow With Your Horse
1	1 Vote	Ohio Cop on This Icy Lake. That's When a Gold Sweatshirt, Gold Pants, and Gold LeBrons
1	1 Vote	Mothers Who Have Mastered the Art of Paper Folding Just Got Defriended
1	1 Vote	Goldfish Undergoes Life-Saving Surgery to Look Away
1	1 Vote	This Baby Tortoise Eating a Bean Sprout Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	Fake Steve: Face It, Jim Allchin's Got a Huge Dick on Saturday Night Live and Nobody Noticed for a New Meaning to "Raw Talent"
1	1 Vote	18 Creative Teens Whose "Promposals" Will Make $2.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Jobs for People Craving "Human" Contact
1	1 Vote	21 Magnificent Sea Slugs Come Out as Gay?
1	1 Vote	11 Crazy Thoughts That Seem Perfectly Logical When You're a Filipino Traveler
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor Threatens to Light the Earth With These Heart Pancakes

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