Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

This Guy Shares Exactly What He Discovered Is About to Inspire You to GET Emotional as George H.W. Bush Remains Hospitalized

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by cobo4231
2015-03-28

2015-03-28

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    ‘It Was the Right Thing to Do’: Try Not to Get Emotional as George H.W. Bush Explains Why He Shaved His Head for a Little Boy
    The Blaze The Blaze
  • Read
    Smashes
    Season 2 trailer for Mortal Kombat Legacy wants you to "GET OVER HERE"
    io9 io9
  • Read
    Smashes
    What Do Bug Shells and Clean Drinking Water in Africa Have to Do with Each Other? This, and It’s About to Inspire You
    FaithIt FaithIt
  • Read
    Smashes
    This Guy Shares Exactly What It Feels Like to Be Depressed, with a Beautiful Twist of Hope at the End
    FaithIt FaithIt
  • Read
    Smashes
    14 Watermelon Sculptures That Will Inspire You To Put Down The Fork And Get Out The Knife
    Distractify Distractify
  • Read
    Smashes
    He Gave a Homeless Man $100 and Then Followed Him. What He Discovered Is About to Challenge Your Heart in a Thousand Ways.
    FaithIt FaithIt
  • Read
    Smashes
    Former U.S. President George H.W. Bush remains hospitalized
    The Raw Story The Raw Story
  • Read
    Smashes
    Social Good Summit quotes to inspire you before Friday's +SocialGood UK
    Mashable Mashable

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account