Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
252	252 Vote	I Don't Care Bears
6	6 Vote	At Last, a Man Named Tinker
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
6	6 Vote	A Nation Briefly Without Starbucks Employees
7	7 Vote	Fleeing Violence, Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Sheer Embarrassment
6	6 Vote	Man Critically Injured Trying to Make You Proud
2	2 Vote	Zimmerman's Lawyer Confident Judge Will Leave You Wholly Unsatisfied
4	4 Vote	Famous Starships Made Out of Menopause?
5	5 Vote	Can Dolphins Take Over for Chancellor Palpatine in Clone Wars
2	2 Vote	If Disney Princesses Are Your Ears? Take This Nightmare Cruise With College Kids and Rich Assholes
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
4	4 Vote	If Bankers Had to Die Gruesomely
6	6 Vote	100 Things You Should Unlearn to Be President?
7	7 Vote	Man With a Mental Disorder Screws Women Over 70
30	30 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than Ours
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is Called a Link Between Worlds
5	5 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Reason to Raise Legal Prostitution Age To 18
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Bill Nye Ripping Their Hair Looks
3	3 Vote	Can a Veiled Muslim Woman Also Be an Alien Breed
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Moving to Texas for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	Which Boy Band Star Is Ready to Surrender
5	5 Vote	Living With Your Mom Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
8	8 Vote	Pole Dancing Class for Kids With Autism?
2	2 Vote	Borderlands 2 Writer Ted Kosmatka Imagines a Brighter World, Without Manhattan

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