Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
145	145 Vote	19 Signs You Are Me
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
120	120 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
9	9 Vote	Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Partying All Night
127	127 Vote	NASA to Drink More Wine
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
376	376 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
120	120 Vote	A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
32	32 Vote	Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
178	178 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
70	70 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to Some Lucky Guy's Leg

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