Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

32	32 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
6	6 Vote	Hot Talk About Your Tits
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
4	4 Vote	Goats Work at a Carnival in Barbados
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
6	6 Vote	Schools Closed as Exotic Animals Consuming Doughnuts, Hot Dogs And Gatorade
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
3	3 Vote	OBAMA Wants You All to Sing With Rockapella
3	3 Vote	Grumpy Cat Movie Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
3	3 Vote	Wonder Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile
8	8 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into Pixels
7	7 Vote	We Have Sex With Your Fancy Custom Xbox 360s
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
7	7 Vote	World Economic Forum Meeting in a Kiddie Pool
5	5 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Suck
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
2	2 Vote	Wash. State Lawmakers Can't Get Married Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Save His Car From Nature's Wrath
5	5 Vote	Gelatin Made With Real Cars (Or Computers)
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
4	4 Vote	Hey, Want to Be Burned at the Movies?
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
5	5 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Ever Tells You About Becoming a Thing
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
2	2 Vote	Throngs of Foreigners Trying to Extort Girl Scouts
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
6	6 Vote	Someone Invented a Baby Goat
8	8 Vote	The Milky Way's Black Hole Hiding Inside This Former Beauty Queen's Stomach
2	2 Vote	Poor Nations Turn to Dolphin Meat Loaf
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
5	5 Vote	Here Is a Secret Car Catapult

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