Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
61	61 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Get Caught on Video Using Two Phones and Steering With His Elbows
6	6 Vote	10 Magical Pieces of Meat
5	5 Vote	Mom Upset After Reporter Accuses Her of Reading Your Emails
5	5 Vote	Barbara Walters Announces Her Plan to Create a Homemade Museum Of death
6	6 Vote	How to Have Drunk Children
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
98	98 Vote	Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned
8	8 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Bad Idea
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
5	5 Vote	Why We Need More Words Than Just "Lady"
49	49 Vote	Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
9	9 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to the Yard
124	124 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
193	193 Vote	Gays Have a New Spaceport
17	17 Vote	This Dog Totally Gets Your Passion For Food
6	6 Vote	How to Act When No One Knows Who's Posting These Mysterious Christmas Signs
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
50	50 Vote	Help! My Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
8	8 Vote	15 Signs You Are Mostly Nothing
15	15 Vote	This Guy's Chest Looks Like a Penis
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
6	6 Vote	Researcher Arrested Over Missing 26 Cents
7	7 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Assholes
9	9 Vote	16 Horses That Look Insanely Futuristic
7	7 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Human Love Interest
70	70 Vote	Terrified TX Woman Calls in Paranormal Investigators to Solve Homelessness
9	9 Vote	The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
9	9 Vote	Danny Trejo Wants You to Know About the Elderly People He Endangered
158	158 Vote	Depressed Woman Appears Happy on Facebook, IM, and Chatroulette
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
186	186 Vote	This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
132	132 Vote	Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
6	6 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
6	6 Vote	The Genes That Make a Big Dick
4	4 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Respond to the World's Largest Rube Goldberg Machine
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
4	4 Vote	You Need to Step Down

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