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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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There's So Much Ass
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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How to Make Black Friends
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Code Like a Total Wild Woman
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Why You Should Be Fired
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb