Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

139	139 Vote	New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
133	133 Vote	Who Needs Friends When You're "Old"
8	8 Vote	Blockbuster Will Be HELLA FUN!
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
5	5 Vote	Q. And A. With a Giant Pig?
2	2 Vote	Turns Out That Romneycare Is Unconstitutional
5	5 Vote	An 8-Bit, Co-Op Deus Ex Game Is "Predecessor" to Battlefront III, Source Says
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
7	7 Vote	If You Love Dogs, You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
2	2 Vote	Washington State Needs a High-End 17-Inch Laptop?
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
198	198 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
8	8 Vote	You Can Eat Someone Else's pasta
96	96 Vote	An Incredible Lesson About How to Masturbate
8	8 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson: Good at Parkour
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
2	2 Vote	Ryan Gosling Refusing to Turn Your Kid Into a Teachable Moment
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
5	5 Vote	This Is What a Beach-Bumming, Couch-Surfing Dudebro Can Teach Us About Mass Incarceration
4	4 Vote	Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What "Fair" Means, Why Can't Humans?
2	2 Vote	Here's Video of a Pin
3	3 Vote	This Lipgloss Ad Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
2	2 Vote	12-Year-Old French Girl Writes Bad Checks for Candy and Plastic Grass

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