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30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Herald the End of Democracy
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Ron Weasley Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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She's Elderly, She's Armed and She's Morpheus
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Domestic Cats Are Aloof and Intolerant, Study Finds
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Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Overly Manly Man Goes to Prison
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Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
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Russell Brand Banned From Celebrating Halloween
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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New Game Is Stupid