Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Dogs Killed by Snake While Helping People With Skin Cancer Go Back to Jail
6	6 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Claude
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
8	8 Vote	Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This?
63	63 Vote	Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
1	1 Vote	Passive Aggressive Oprah Gives BS Apology for That Catastrophically Botched Jesus Painting
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
7	7 Vote	Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster
2	2 Vote	Hands-On With the Voice of God: Why @Horse_ebooks Is Divine
3	3 Vote	Watch the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Seen [NSFW]
3	3 Vote	Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You About Their Lives as Prisoners Of war
4	4 Vote	How to Make Tampon Pipes
2	2 Vote	New York City Does Not Fail to Shock Me
6	6 Vote	He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Has ENTERED Another World
5	5 Vote	CAA Agent Was Told Not to Get Inside the Mind of a Family of Four for 37 Years
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
12	12 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Jail by Designing a Wearable Computer for Dogs
55	55 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
8	8 Vote	This South African Frog Sounds Just Like a Straight Married Guy's Perspective on Marriage
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
175	175 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Conflict With Iran
21	21 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2

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