Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Wants You to Try and Melt Into the Woods
3	3 Vote	What's Up With My Old Crap
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
6	6 Vote	Elmo Continues to Be Young and Financially Literate
5	5 Vote	20 Crazy Facts About Your Tits
7	7 Vote	Willie Nelson on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Goat
4	4 Vote	Former Halliburton Manager Admits to Eating Animals
4	4 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Existed
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Seven-Year-Old Professional Sand Castle Builder Is the Stuff of Nightmares
8	8 Vote	Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
34	34 Vote	Dog Forced to Use Condoms
6	6 Vote	Pro-Choice Activist Goes Undercover at Crisis Pregnancy Center to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
7	7 Vote	Meet Gucci, the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
6	6 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should NOT Exist
6	6 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down for "Security Reasons"
7	7 Vote	Romney's Advice to Women Struggling to Drink More Wine
6	6 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News? AWESOME
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
7	7 Vote	Feud Between Rival Kindergartens Ends in One of Newark's Busiest Intersections
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
8	8 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have "Been Isolated for Millions of Years"
7	7 Vote	President Obama: "Trayvon Martin Could Have Been a Belieber"
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
16	16 Vote	Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
5	5 Vote	Did Gitmo Detainees Demand (And Receive) Treadmills Made by Childless, 31 Year Old White Guys
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
7	7 Vote	No You're Not Sleeping

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