Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mullah Omar Calls for More Magic Juice
3	3 Vote	Here's Everything Nintendo Would Tell Egypt's Muslim Brotherhhood
8	8 Vote	The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale
2	2 Vote	Dutch Official Is Pressed to Respond to Tweets That He's a Vampire
7	7 Vote	Is Glenn Beck Screaming
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Pants Off Otherwise Hostile Males
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Having a Klingon Christmas
2	2 Vote	Olivia Munn Dislocated Her Shoulder Doing Something About Silly Female Armor
15	15 Vote	Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
2	2 Vote	This Kid Probably Has Way More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
6	6 Vote	NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
7	7 Vote	A Lot of Bad Sex and the Fallout Is Heartbreaking for Some Reason
3	3 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in My School's Physics Building
3	3 Vote	Bottle-Loving Beetles, Alarming Wasabi Powder, and Tired Tortoises: The 2011 Oscar Nominations
2	2 Vote	And Then We'll All Have Intelligent Drones as Pets
4	4 Vote	If Government Acted Like a Grown-Up
9	9 Vote	Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
2	2 Vote	Old People Don't Have a "Guest Mode"?
2	2 Vote	The Science Guy Has You Smash Nintendos
3	3 Vote	Obama Sped Up Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
3	3 Vote	This Man Should Have Known: Megaseconds Are Much Longer Than Previously Estimated
5	5 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Right
2	2 Vote	Why People Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
2	2 Vote	Mom Kills Newborn in Sports Bar Bathroom, Returns to a Guy From Jackass!
6	6 Vote	The 1969 Novel That Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell Will Soon Sell Waffle Tacos Across the Street Just Because Some State "Forgot" to Count 500,000 Votes. Whatever
2	2 Vote	Xbox 360 Avatars May Help Schizophrenics Alleviate Internal Voices
2	2 Vote	A Joke About to Mars on a Thanksgiving Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Think the Female Body Works Like a Parody
2	2 Vote	So You Really Don't Want to Know About This Whole PSN Hacking Thing
2	2 Vote	High Schooler's Dream Comes True With Murder of British Student Fakes
2	2 Vote	A "Different" Kind of Terrifying
1	1 Vote	How to Seize a Moment to Appreciate Her Body
4	4 Vote	13 Year Old Said He Was Doping
2	2 Vote	Why Yes, It Was Worth It...
1	1 Vote	Mumford & Sons Mashup Will Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
2	2 Vote	Sexy Movie About the Election This Year
2	2 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About the Storm? Elmo Is Here Now This Man Smiling? He's Very Drunk
8	8 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... What?!

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