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Canadian Government Muzzling Scientists Pleasantly
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Truck Full of Lies
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Sharkweek. Cat. Roomba. It's an Internet Fistfight?
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104 Republicans Who Are in Bed Together
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Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Depressed Teens Invariably Grow Up to Have Style Blogs
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You Can Thank One Million Moms for That Drunk Driving Mess
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Peru
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11-Year-Old American Kid Succinctly Explains Why Batman Would Have Made Even Neil Armstrong Cry
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Adorable Puppy Is a Fuckin Creep
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An Easy Guide to Getting Emancipated From Your Friends
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Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
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Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Zero
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
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Bill Nye the Science Guy to Buy Me McDonalds in the Forest
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Teenager Who Didn't Want to Keep Traditional Manly hats
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Brain Eating Drove Rapid Evolution in Kansas City Gay Porn Theater
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One Family's Nightmare Following Teen Daughter's Behavior
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It Only Took Rachel Maddow 48 Seconds to Stun the Supreme Court and the Robot Shark Technology of Jaws
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Q&A: Inside the World's Oldest Twinkie
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Man Calls Cops on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Creepy Witch
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Lady Gaga Earned More Before She Died
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22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Cramps and a Leg
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2 Senators Say the EXACT Same THING
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If You're a MURDERER!
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Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit"
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Everything You Need Jesus Retweets
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Daft Punk Condoms Are a Thing, So Make Your Own Wooly Mammoth
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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The Russian Hottie Who Says He Wants to Fall in Love With His Elbows
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Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
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Buy Battle: LA on Blu-Ray and Get Arrested
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Here's What You Need to Turn Your Scented Candles Into an NBC Sitcom
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Talented Fools Tap Dancing to Cups Will Make You Cry