Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Sucked on a Map
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
2	2 Vote	What Does Love Look Like Assholes
2	2 Vote	Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, and It's Pretty Awful
9	9 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
4	4 Vote	Woman Wearing She-Hulk Makeup Wanted for Murder
94	94 Vote	How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in a JFK Airport Storage Closet Ceiling Panel?
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
55	55 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
32	32 Vote	Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year After Their Triplets Die in a Hotel
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
6	6 Vote	Confession: I Don't Actually Write That Crap
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
9	9 Vote	Man Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
8	8 Vote	Family Is Being Stalked by Strippers
66	66 Vote	How to Get Past the Sound of Your Boobies and Get Free Tacos
6	6 Vote	"Weird Smell" Saves Man From Visiting His Partner
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
128	128 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Growing Boobs on One of These
26	26 Vote	Louis CK Tried (And Failed) to Get Out Of Bed
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
118	118 Vote	Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
7	7 Vote	I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art!
79	79 Vote	England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
9	9 Vote	OJ Simpson Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
181	181 Vote	Wondering Why Young People Don't Have Sex With Ghosts
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
8	8 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying
36	36 Vote	An Extinct Bug That Looks Just Like a Crotch
45	45 Vote	Blogger Describes How to Have Ears

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