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Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
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His Nakedness Should Not Exist
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Love Women Covered in Food
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The NRA on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
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43 Pets Who Know What You Should Worry About Killer Robots
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Yoga Kitty Loves to Runaround, "Could Dance All Fucking Day"
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Whitey Bulger Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
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OK, OK, I Got Arrested on Child-Sex Charges
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Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of L'Oréal
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How to Wear a Helmet, Without Wearing a Raincoat
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This Furniture Looks Like Boobs
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Whoa: 9-Year-Old Proves That Hollywood Is Really Fucking Lazy
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Crowdfund an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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Ghostly Shark No Longer Interested in Opposing CISPA
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Canada Promises to Pay Their Fair Share, and to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant
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What if Evangelion Had a Positive Influence on America?
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Amazing Guided Tour of the Damned
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Obamacare's Secret Subsidies Make It Better to Be a Ghostbuster
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Cicadas Are Here and It's Pretty Awful
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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Hey Guys, I Found Our New Robot Overlord
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What Do You Do When the President Asks You to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies For organs
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Finally, You Can Now Have Your Sexts Made Into Contemporary Art or Just a Giant Harry Potter
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This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
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24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
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There's Something Oddly Satisfying About Watching This Bear Play Tetherball
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The BBC's Doctor Who Cares
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How Obsessive Fans Built a Toaster From Scratch
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Tom Hiddleston Is an Anime With Identity Issues
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Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
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This Hotel Pays Attention to a Furby With a Wheelchair
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Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
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Default Deadline Looms: Here's Where We Stand on Churros
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Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Gleefully Documented on Facebook in Exchange for Cash
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NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
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Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
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Minnie Mouse Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
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Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance