Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious

NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious by vanilllaph via Flickr

454 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

2014-06-06 costea

Fuck

2014-06-09 kingkuya

NASA Cannibals!

2014-07-31 penultimate_pi

i do not want to space today

2015-05-15 aguywhosmashesthingys

;)

2016-11-19 trex9876

Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies.

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    15 Signs You Are Emotionally Unavailable
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    NASA Is Not Out of Business
    Huffington Post Huffington Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    Chick-fil-A Is Testing New Menu Items – And They Look Really, Really Good
    The Blaze The Blaze
  • Read
    Smashes
    These Video Game And Pop Culture Mashup Posters Are Looking Delicious
    Kotaku Kotaku
  • Read
    Smashes
    Why you really get sick on planes – and how to prevent it
    Lifehacker Lifehacker

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account