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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture

Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture by Tumbleweed Photography ~will be on when I can :) via Flickr

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discovered by remus lupin
2013-12-06

2013-12-06

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