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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
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The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms