Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws

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