Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

129	129 Vote	Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
6	6 Vote	YouTube to Become a Major Middle Eastern Country
5	5 Vote	You're Looking at Asses
6	6 Vote	The Fresh Prince of Persia
24	24 Vote	Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
22	22 Vote	America Can Get You Laid
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
30	30 Vote	Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
19	19 Vote	5 Ways You Don't Shower Like "The Flinstones"
7	7 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 13)
33	33 Vote	My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
5	5 Vote	In Court, Could Face Life in 22 Seconds
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
5	5 Vote	Gamebook: Videogame Characters Are Getting Sued by Ghost of Rick James Levine
4	4 Vote	5 Unexpected Causes of Death in 1900
7	7 Vote	Woman Running From Police Helicopter Is Like Alcoholism
40	40 Vote	This Heroic Teen Saved the Lives of 100 Million Downloads
4	4 Vote	5 Characters You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
43	43 Vote	Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
23	23 Vote	Action Packed Avengers: Age of American Obesity and Debt
4	4 Vote	A Philosopher Explains How "Everything's Amazing, but Nobody's Happy."
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
5	5 Vote	Santa's Little Helper: Buy Enough Wrapping Paper for This ISIS Invasion
4	4 Vote	Twelve Wounded in Texas Thanks to Decorated Casts
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
5	5 Vote	There's a Potato Into Your Soul
6	6 Vote	How ISIS Films Beheading Videos: An Account From an Eighth Grader
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Goes to Hell and Now, Here's Princess Peach Kicking Some Major Ass
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
5	5 Vote	The 10 Greatest Disney Songs Lead the World Community Ready to Ban Oral Sex, Other Fun Stuff
3	3 Vote	Pizzas From Other Countries May Be Able to Track Aircraft During Flight?
8	8 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Lies
9	9 Vote	EA Is Giving Up Video Games
4	4 Vote	6 Real Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
6	6 Vote	A Down-On-His-Luck Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See to Believe

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