Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

60	60 Vote	If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
101	101 Vote	Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
38	38 Vote	Police: Las Vegas Shooting Itself
73	73 Vote	An Abortion Walks Into a Texas Strip Club…
27	27 Vote	How to Drive Like an Abused Blowup Doll
50	50 Vote	Michelle Obama Says What We Need: A Cockroach That Jumps
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
72	72 Vote	Louis CK Is in Prison but Isn't 1	1
53	53 Vote	Chris Pratt's Emotional Story About His Penis Stimulants
117	117 Vote	Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
34	34 Vote	Zach Braff Discovered "Bae" Today in the Cafeteria
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
140	140 Vote	13 Ways to Feel Excluded
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
187	187 Vote	7 Bizarre Things I Learned About American Horror Story: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
29	29 Vote	Megan Fox Confirms That She Is Also a Perfect Peter Griffin Impersonator
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
54	54 Vote	America Has a Butt Bodyguard
47	47 Vote	What It's Like to Burn Down Planned Parenthood Clinic (Twice)
93	93 Vote	Patrick Stewart Says "K"
59	59 Vote	Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Exist
147	147 Vote	How to Become a Giant Snake
71	71 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Just Cashed in on Our Asses
38	38 Vote	Loaded Gun Found in Picasso Masterpiece
108	108 Vote	Egyptian Leader Refuses to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
66	66 Vote	Here's What the Nose Knows
41	41 Vote	23 Perfect Mugs for All Sorts of Douchebags
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
48	48 Vote	Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Is Going to Die, Again
30	30 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to the Burrito That Got Away
85	85 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
61	61 Vote	Class Up Your Genitals
102	102 Vote	Why Would Someone on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
23	23 Vote	Letters: These Girls Just Want to Boink
70	70 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2

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