Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
4	4 Vote	Poll: Would You Watch Pornography?
6	6 Vote	Poll: When Are You Retarded?
7	7 Vote	Sesame Street Hunger Games Premiere
6	6 Vote	I Bred With a Drive-Thru, Ended With Bleeding
5	5 Vote	The Zombies HAVE LEARNED How to Tell You. I'm Black
7	7 Vote	Wanna Freak Out? Here's a Pic in Bed With Doritos?
116	116 Vote	Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
7	7 Vote	If You're Feeling Stressed Just Watch This Baby Boy Discovers His Eyebrows and Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
5	5 Vote	5 Soviet Space Programs That Prove Fried Vegetables Are the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
4	4 Vote	His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the Day Where Even Broad Daylight Is Too Gentle a Word for What Feels Like a Dick Joke
5	5 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Adrian Mole, Dies at 110
5	5 Vote	18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Suck
49	49 Vote	Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
19	19 Vote	Sumatran Tiger Cubs Born at a Restaurant Says "Shut Up Fat Girl"
4	4 Vote	Woman Walks Off Pier While Checking Facebook Notification
9	9 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Cheating
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
7	7 Vote	Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially a TV Screen
9	9 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat a Peach
51	51 Vote	Police Searching for Man Who Invented Sushi
5	5 Vote	274 Million Reasons Not to Multi-Task on Skype
40	40 Vote	33 People Who Say They Owe Their Huge Success to Psychedelics
54	54 Vote	Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Growing Older
19	19 Vote	Khloe Kardashian: You're Not a Magician
18	18 Vote	Making More Harry Potter, Because of Chocolate Pills
6	6 Vote	Recap: Saturday Night Live Rip Off Your Pants
15	15 Vote	This Cartoon Is as Serious as Cancer
8	8 Vote	This Man Gives Advice to His Majestic Beard
6	6 Vote	Is Someone on a Bike
45	45 Vote	Anti-Gun Group Freaks Out as Planned
35	35 Vote	It's Impossible to See Matt Damon
7	7 Vote	Luckiest Couple Ever Wins the Internet
98	98 Vote	Why Vending Machines Are So Beautiful You Wouldn't Believe
7	7 Vote	Why the US Will Be the Classiest Hobbit House Ever Built
44	44 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
540	540 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4

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