Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
97	97 Vote	15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo?
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
448	448 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000

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