Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
88	88 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Nuke 2	2
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
209	209 Vote	You Really Need to Exist
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1

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