Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
77	77 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday 2	2
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
130	130 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
102	102 Vote	Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
63	63 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
160	160 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
115	115 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
74	74 Vote	Take a Dump on Tim Tebow's Birthday
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
200	200 Vote	Sitcoms Are Actually Terrifying
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
226	226 Vote	Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop
297	297 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
73	73 Vote	Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
160	160 Vote	You Can Keep Your Eyes
159	159 Vote	10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
68	68 Vote	10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
63	63 Vote	It Was a Pedophile
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship

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