Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
268	268 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything

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