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16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
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7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
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Shakespeare Was Kind of Gay?
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I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
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Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
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Grand Theft a Small Goat?
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Why We Eat Too Much Glass [Video]
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Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
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Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
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There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
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If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
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Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
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A Straight Guy Tries
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The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
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Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
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Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
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Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
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2013 Was a Pedophile
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Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
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Wisconsin Is the Worst
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership
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Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe