Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
44	44 Vote	Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
29	29 Vote	535 Ways to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
554	554 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter

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