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Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
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Is Obama Really a Planet?
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Not Everything Is a Banana
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Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Hollywood Out of Wood
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
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Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
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Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again