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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Should You Be Eddie Murphy
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
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China Is Pretty Okay at Twitter
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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How to Make Black Friends
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds