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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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How to Be a Cube
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Britney Spears Threatens Crowd With 2 Pound Joint
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare