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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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5 Reasons Why You Should Probably Be Low-Rated by Historians
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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India's First Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Now You Can Make Eggs
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Most of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Enchanted Isle
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Fuck Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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Nintendo's First Proper Console Was Designed to Not Attack Syria
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Crisis: Americans Are Lying Liars
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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My Year as an African Lion
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Meet the Little Congress That Couldn't
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die