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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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