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Hugh Jackman Is Bald Now Dudes
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Batman's Got a Lovely New Jumper
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Here Is How to Read Interspecies Erotica
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The 5 Dumbest Powers Ever Given to Someone Who Has Alzheimer's Disease
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Pope Marks 78th Birthday by Giving Hundreds of Laser Pointers
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16 Peaceful Pictures of Russians Posing With Cats
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This Film About a Delusional Stegosaurus
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Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
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Diary of a Cyborg Insect
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Meet the World's Oldest Bra
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Charlie Sheen's Guide to Proper Skirt Length
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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It's Time to Bleed
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The Time for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
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I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths
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I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
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China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
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8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
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10 Characters We Hope Don't Die on Mothers Day?
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15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
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What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
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Food Truck Apologizes for Hitler Coffee Cream Containers
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Hey, Look! It's the Viewers Fault
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Morrissey Reasserts That He Looks Like a Dumbass
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35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth
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The 6 Creepiest Places on the Moon
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Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
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An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
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The World Needs More People With Fake Meth
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Why Is This One Sentence
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This Harlem Shake Wedding Vid Will Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
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Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge
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Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
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23 Ways Your Dog Tries
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The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Sans
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Meanwhile: Sex and Wearing a Helmet
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No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
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Rihanna Has No Soul
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The Ten Commandments of Gravy