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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything

100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything by Val in Sydney via Flickr

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2013-12-02

2013-12-02

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