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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States

What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States via Flickr

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reeses2150

NJ - You die.
NY - You die.
NV - You die.
CT - You die.
WV - You die.
DC - You die.
FL - You die.
ND - You die.
SD - You die.
NC - You die.
SC - You die.
Michigan - YOU DIE.

thegoat

Superman: "Alright, I've punched you in Michigan, New York, Ohio, California and Kentucky. Only 29 states left."
You: "Mr Superman, I need to pee..."
Superman: "Hold on until we reach Texas."

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