Headline Smasher

I would have assumed the opposite.

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He has also repeatedly demanded that women "blow his whistle."

as seen in Herbie Goes to Inchon (1981)

I'm picturing the ending of The Grapes of Wrath, as a Rice Krispies commercial. The solemn snap, crackle, and popping.

There's a Clyde/Sue joke here that I can't quite figure out, and it would probably be in bad taste anyway.

o_O

"It was raining awfully hard, but I'm certain I recognized the banker in his motorcar."

"Place all your weight on one paw right HERE to make the Person wake up and feed you. Note, however, that this is only guaranteed to work on the One Who Excretes While Standing."

This sounds like an Ali G quote.

formerly known as Knox County, TN

His lightsaber gets longer every time he lies.

There's nothing better for the inside of the Oval Office than the outside of a man inside of a horse.

Catholic girls - do you know how they go?

Hey, it doesn't look like Toad after all! It looks like... Lakitu. Eugh.

They were reborn, like phoenixes.

Huskies: the more accessible and popular remake that still bears a strong resemblance to the original. Pugs: the Friedberg-Selzer parody.

I'm not surprised, considering her history of tropical depression.

The Shame!

Success!

Anybody else read this in the Illusive Man's voice?

Pretty sure there was an Oglaf comic that was basically this headline.

About that, probably a doctor should you see.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN NOT EVEN CHRFE IS SAFE FROM THIS PLAGUE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!1

They bought it preowned from Muse.

Dehydration, according to science.

Caroline, no!

feat. Quiet Riot

"Mother, we have a visitor! Bring out the O'Douls!"

Oh, wow.

This headline is how they'll bait Daffyd into confessing.

Don't forget 80085

Darts?

...and they're still better at drawing blood than the ER nurses.

This was bound to happen after they got a Sysmeh-eh-eh-ehx.

- paid for by the friends of Bowser Koopa

Congratulations! It's a dude!

Goo goo g'joob, motherfucker.

Jim Breuer?