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I'm not going to tank because a lot of people are saying America doesn't want tanks. Believe me. They are saying that the tanks are incredibly overrated. They're low-energy group members. Not a lot of people know this, but the thing about the tanks is they pull all of the threats.
My son was born a few hours ago, I'm sleep deprived and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and this made my night. Thank you.
Well, it finally happened. Headline Smasher produced a more evocative 6-word story than "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
...Yeah, I didn't even bother to check if this one was too close to the original headline, because how could it be?
It's probably the refrigerator... or perhaps our parents' voices, or a foreign language in prayer.
*adds to list of possible band names*