Headline Smasher

Jesus Christ, I think this is already one of my all-time favorites.

😳

These never fail to make me laugh. They never, ever get old.

Thomas, no!

Well, at least it's TRYING! 😡

I'm kind of amazed by how much this one almost makes sense as a deliberate bad pun.

Not surprising—I always thought NNN was a fashy thing.

😳😳😳

Oh wow. Yikes.

10/10

Yaaaaay!

WAIT, I mean, um...

Unrelated to this headline, but—Headline Smasher, you just HAD to crash and not want to save when I generated something this amazing, didn't you?

https://i.imgur.com/PvHBmhB.png

Truly, one of life's greatest mysteries.

About time Henry Cow got the mainstream recognition they deserve!

Here are some of my favorites from among my own headlines that never got any votes:

https://headlinesmasher.com/677507

https://headlinesmasher.com/674394

https://headlinesmasher.com/672499

https://headlinesmasher.com/660261

https://headlinesmasher.com/653110

https://headlinesmasher.com/644231

https://headlinesmasher.com/643104

https://headlinesmasher.com/638375

https://headlinesmasher.com/634837

https://headlinesmasher.com/625318

https://headlinesmasher.com/620263

https://headlinesmasher.com/612043

https://headlinesmasher.com/598945

https://headlinesmasher.com/587031

https://headlinesmasher.com/571188

https://headlinesmasher.com/570001

https://headlinesmasher.com/555949

https://headlinesmasher.com/552283

https://headlinesmasher.com/529130

https://headlinesmasher.com/514244

https://headlinesmasher.com/505695

https://headlinesmasher.com/491919

https://headlinesmasher.com/484543

https://headlinesmasher.com/479637

https://headlinesmasher.com/475297

https://headlinesmasher.com/472030

https://headlinesmasher.com/446310

https://headlinesmasher.com/415593

Sure, go ahead, and I think I'll do the same. We might not be able to get new content now, but there's a lot of buried good stuff we could unearth.

In case anyone's wondering how I generated new ones, I still had a tab open from over a week ago, lol. The site's still broken.

...

...ahhhhh.

It's a less oblong type of hot dog.

I don't believe it!

*buzzes in*
What is "baijiu"?

She used to kill her son. She still does, but she used to too.

I lie in the road, try to trip up the passing cars. Yes, me and the hedgehog, we bursting the tires all day.

Alarmist nonsense. Marlbor-O's won't encourage kids to smoke any more than Apple Jacks encouraged kids to drink.

Renaldo, you're okay, though.

I wish!

Um... the Human Torch. Cyclops. ...Sunfire? There was an X-Man named Sunfire, right?

Can you call a singular member of the X-Men an X-Man?

Help me out here.

...So, uh, is this a top 10 of all time headline for me? I think maybe.

A DC Comics adaptation of Ovid's Metamorphoses could be kinda neat.

Mexico could stand to learn a thing or two from America.

https://headlinesmasher.com/642509

Stand back! There's a hurricane coming through!

Pffffhahahahaha.

Reminds me of best headline that I didn't get to save because the site crashed:

"Blown by the Bell" Cast Reunites After 30 Years in Prison

Yes, milkshakes.

When I got this one, I read it as also implying the guns & body armor puppy was born as a result of the altercation, though now I see it doesn't.

...what

https://twitter.com/isaiah_bb/status/1373665117200547842

Probably a better idea to go with something a bit more quiet and discreet, though.

Oh, this is the best one I've seen in a while.

May as well stop for today, I'm not gonna get anything that tops this.