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He have powerful weapon
He charge million a stab
Assassin that second to none
The man with knife
This is, like, a line from a sappy drama about a dying child who loves reading more than anything else in the world, when the doctor is trying to explain renal casts to him.
Still cracks me up. Just the mental image of this intimidating ex-police dog with a poopy butt, being scolded by Steven Tyler with his Steven Tyler face.
Everyone reading this who was in elementary school in the mid-'90s just felt a twinge of nostalgia.
Be really, really careful if you do this. A guy I knew in college had an integer overflow and immediately died of anaphylactic shock. :(
She's alright, I guess? Kinda underwhelming compared to a dragon, or even a bus-sized crocodile.
In his OWN butt, I mean. I want him to blink out of existence like the kangaroo jumping into its own pouch in that one WB cartoon.