Cheese tea was interesting, but this is just a step too far.
Tread on his face, pull his nose all over the place — he can't disfigure or disgrace.
Not a bad idea, but it worked better in the US for some reason.
"In light of this incident, we have decided to revise our policy on trusting farts."
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*Tony Iommi riff*
I only saved this because I misread it as "sexual assault rifles"
Don't Know / No Opinion
I can't stop laughing at this one.
I didn't even think this was one of my funnier ones. :|
my favorite of David Lynch's short films
This is my single favorite headline I've gotten so far, but apparently no one else finds it as hilarious as I do.
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Cheese tea was interesting, but this is just a step too far.