It's really not fair to the artist to expect them to just show up at a moment's notice to blast ass into a mic. You need time to prepare.
10/10
;)
Strawberries, followed by Machine Gun Etiquette
Yes, "a sweater" is an anagram of "seawater."
Yes, I'm scared too.
Got momentarily hopeful that this might be a real headline when I saw it, and then I remembered Mick Karn died in 2011.
Stop humblebragging about your Animal Crossing town.
Fuckton. Shitload. Sextillion.
I know, right? I never understood why some people are so into phone sex.
Everybody loves a happy ending.
A headline I fear I'll actually see in the months to come
So inspiring!
Don't knock it till youse tried it.
What's the matter, son, you deaf or something? Get your lazy ass down to La Villita, pronto!
Aww, that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
- John Bolton
No one will be watching us—why don't we diet in the road?
What a good boy was he.
Vin Diesel is BRINGING THE PAIN, now available on DVD and HD-DVD.
I'm really not a fan of E-Rotic's new conservative direction.
They're DUMPLINGS, for fuck's sake!
You really shouldn't be calling your wife that, even if she literally is one.
This one didn't quite stick the landing, but I'd say it still deserves an 8/10.
Enough with the wishy-washy double talk, Liz. We demand Medicare for All. Also, plates.
Bojack?
I'm not here.
Wait, I thought all cats were girls and all dogs were boys???
Where I'm from, people usually call it "dusk."
I was wondering why he tied himself to the top of his car.
Clearly, the winged sandals are strictly ornamental.
...combustible?
Well? Aren't you???
Actually it's just lemonade.
UPDATE: We regret to inform you that Duck Dad is racist.
Finally, a candidate we can all support!
Plausible because if you had the Game Boy Player, you could still play Soundvoyager.
meth > myth > math > moth
https://i.imgur.com/WHjBfOt.jpg
An incredible coincidence!
Interesting times we're living in.
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It's really not fair to the artist to expect them to just show up at a moment's notice to blast ass into a mic. You need time to prepare.