"Place all your weight on one paw right HERE to make the Person wake up and feed you. Note, however, that this is only guaranteed to work on the One Who Excretes While Standing."
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"Place all your weight on one paw right HERE to make the Person wake up and feed you. Note, however, that this is only guaranteed to work on the One Who Excretes While Standing."