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Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention

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2018-09-23 jot

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2018-09-24 wolfram

Perfect comment!

2018-09-24 ranjello

2017: Four Killed
2018: Man Stabbed to Death
Cause: Suicide Prevention

2018-09-25 volugs

Well, it is prevention in a certain way. You can't kill yourself if you get killed by someone else.

discovered by quijotesca
2018-09-22

2018-09-22

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