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Trump Responds to Trump: "Leave My Boobs Alone"

lemons

Yeah Trump, leave your boobs alone

Jesus Is a Console Gamer

lemons

Whats your gamertag Jesus

Trump Says He's Prepared to Die

lemons

Please do.

President Trump Lied

bluejaysblue

Why, I am shocked. SHOCKED, I say.

Trump Claimed He's a Pokemon Master!

bluejaysblue

So did Ash Ketchum and look how that turned out.

So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away

misericordia

Finally.

Yes, It's Real: Japan's Brand New Wife!

quijotesca

I think you mean "waifu"

Egypt: End This Timeless Debate: Puppies or Babies?

misericordia

Puppies, obviously.

I Really Like Apples!

blastinus

Relatable.

lemons

Congratulations.

Sprint Launches New "Draw Mohammed" Competition

bluejaysblue

This can only end badly.

I'm a Racist, at Least This Puppy Got Rescued From Flooded Cave (Updated)

bluejaysblue

Fuck brown people, look at this cute doggo!

His Bionic Hand Is Not Real

bluejaysblue

Thanks, Sherlock.

Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses

bluejaysblue

wat

Let's Keep Talking About Dicks

bluejaysblue

Okay.

Donald Trump Went "poorly"

bluejaysblue

Understatement of the century.

Probably Bad News: Is That … Bad?

bluejaysblue

Probably.

Bride Is Burned and Maid of Honor Breaks Bones in Escape From Fire Thanks to You

bluejaysblue

You're welcome.

99% Luck 1% Skill and That's How Evolution Works

bluejaysblue

Just like Darwin said.

Margot Robbie Claims People Are Using Underwater "Gay Sailor" to Scare Off Russian Threat

bluejaysblue

That'll show 'em.

Apple's New USB Security Feature Has a Gun

sobsz

no girls
girls gotta die

This Invention Butters Bread 5 Times When You Do if Putin Asks

lemons

Do what Putin asks and get 5 slices of buttered bread.

Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments

misericordia

That friggin’ glare...

This Might Help You Lose Faith In Humanity

prytonis

Too late.

Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising

lemons

I mean, why would you apologise for being mauled

How to Not Get Bitten by a Demon

lemons

Important stuff to know

Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

lemons

I know right? how awful

Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested

lemons

Not the Peepee Poopoo man! Hes the best!

16 Games That Exist

lemons

Oh thank goodness, I needed to stop finding nonexistent games!

It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies

lemons

Guess you must arrest the corpse.

A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints

lemons

Snorlaxs are real now.

Face It, Trump's Responsible for Destroying the Planet

lemons

Sounds about right

Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework

lemons

When the dog excuse does not work so you make a new one.

America Has Been Cancelled

lemons

Nothing bad then

Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry

lemons

Finally an end to bitcoin oppression! #Loveislove

Study: People of Color Exist

lemons

Who could have known?

Before You Whine About Public Education Again, Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of My Kids

nikolaisens

Wholesome

The Truth About Build-A-Bear's Day of Bloodshed

misericordia

The day they built real bears...

Republicans Once Ran on Cocaine and Roller Skates

prytonis

The '70s were a strange decade.

FOX Host Slams GOP for Ignoring Him

bluejaysblue

Notice me, senpai!