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It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies

It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies by roberke via Flickr

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2018-07-15 blastinus

We'll have to arrest the bodies afterwards. Rules are rules.

2018-07-27 lemons

Guess you must arrest the corpse.

discovered by tom_braun
2018-07-13

2018-07-13

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