Headline Smasher

u wot m8?

Only saving this because of "Boner-shaped Fruit Flies".

who is the father?

I agree! Tiny elephants!

those damn creepy forests, man.

I NEED TO KNOW! D:

maybe too real

Mine is Rarity.

Joss Whedon begs to differ.

@wil you need to allow upvoting comments

This one is still incredible.

nothing worse than an impoverished ghost

Oops, this one is basically real.

Only 5?

i'd so vote for this man!

This is good news!

-What is this object I'm holding in my hands?
-hmm... a broadsword?
-Correct! And we're done. That will be 5 dollars please.

Only after I discovered and upvoted this headline did I realize that it could happen for real. And now, reading the sources, I see that indeed it actually happened :( Sorry about that one.

Also, your argument is invalid.

Thankfully, the broken parts are easy to replace.

Ballsy.

Ballsy.

Ballsy.

Ballsy.

Ballsy.

this is actually exactly like the second half of it though...

This one's basically real.

I think this sounds like some twee indie song title. I need to write it.

And it turns out only the word "ed" is new. Dang.

I'm gonna win this for sure!

I'm disappointed this doesn't exist yet.

This is more or less a real headline http://www.upworthy.com/is-google-evil-i-dont-know-lemme-google-it