Headline Smasher

"It was horrible, i was out of food that could be eaten as is! I had to wait for my cup noodles to get to an edible state!"

Been there, done that.
Try harder.

Fuck Yeah!

i'd do it

Dick Gumshoe, Dick Tracy...

I'm not feeling like going back to high school right now, thanks.

Every time a new videogame comes out.

I wonder how long it took them to realize that.

Chris Chan, again.

Chris Chan approves.

Why granny?!

how is that even possible?

uh, what?

the irony...

that would be epic!

Birdemic.

You mean he will expand it?

truer words...

damn straight!

This sounds, incredibly legit.

Ahhhh the title of my upcoming autobiography.

NJ - You die.
NY - You die.
NV - You die.
CT - You die.
WV - You die.
DC - You die.
FL - You die.
ND - You die.
SD - You die.
NC - You die.
SC - You die.
Michigan - YOU DIE.

well that's hardly news. Everyone knows that

AHA! But alas I have a moustache of my own good sir!

I swear I saw this just last week on Maury...

I feel like I could write this article 0_0
1: You find yourself grunting for some reason while sitting down.
2: Your pants are down at your ankles and you're not in the middle of dressing.
3: There is a thing of toilet paper to your side and you're glad it's there.
4....

GODDAMN NSA!

NOOOO!! BUT B-BUT... WE NEED THE SUN! FOR... LIGHT!... AND... STUFF!...

I KNEW IT!

Now that is cruel and unusual punishment if I ever heard of it.

Oh my god I wanna read that story so bad XD

Welp! That explains a lot!

WTF?

i need my waifu

I'd read it.

BEST. COMMERCIAL. EVER.

Why does this make sense?

This just leaves so many questions

To be fair, its not that far fetched.

It happened, like nothing else did.