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Nightcrawler & Gambit to Appear on This Week's Must-Hear Music

diggitydog12

Now that's a goddamn quality duet right there.

4 Reasons Why Old People Are Missing After Deadly Mudslide

diggitydog12

Because they're slow? I'm so sorry...

Ultron Spotted on the Sun

diggitydog12

Wow, Marvel is going all out with their advertising

7 People Who Are About to Go Away

diggitydog12

This is actually pulled straight from the mafia's version of Cracked.com

United Airlines Allegedly Cool With Passengers Who Jack Off in Europe?

diggitydog12

Not in Asia though. You'll have to use JetBlue for that

George Bush Shaves Head in Solidarity With 2-Year-Old Cancer Patient Just to Invade Ukraine, Says White House Is Livid

diggitydog12

General Patton, eat your heart out

Bush, Putin and Obama to Love, Honor, Obey, and Bomb: 10 Film Flops Headlined by Doomed Couples

diggitydog12

A match made in heaven.

Legendary Marine General James Mattis: Here's What It's Like to Be President Barack Obama's Speech Is Nothing but Rational

diggitydog12

Yeah, totally nothing but rational

Chupacabra vs. The Bachelor

diggitydog12

Juan Pablo doesn't need *all* of that blood, right?

Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!

breadbeard

Make it an iPod and you got a deal!

Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women

breadbeard

Keep trying, man. You'll get it right eventually.

Autism Linked to Autism

breadbeard

You sure about that?

Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't

breadbeard

Trading one addiction for another?
...
*unzips pants* I can deal.

I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music

breadbeard

Livin' in the Sunlight, Murder in the Moonlight,
Havin' a bloody good time!

You'll Be Amazed How Just a Smokescreen. You Read That Right

mikehermann

This is how English, now.

Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON

mikehermann

O, rly?

Gearbox Software to Full-Fledged Robo Taxi

mikehermann

That was fast.

Dancing Baby Stingrays Are Super Excited About Careers in Science Fiction

mikehermann

Cute, right? :3

A Beavis and Butthead Guide to Career Success

mikehermann

I'd read it.

Unborn Child Porn

mikehermann

.....wut?

How Did You Get the Ice Cream Sandwich

apheliotrophic

What did you do for that Klondike Bar???

Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter

apheliotrophic

You don't want to know what I did with the rest.

Therapy Llamas Are Coming to PS4

apheliotrophic

Llama Simulator 2014

Men Are Totally Rad

zizzyblast

untrue

Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again

tinysilvergoat

...and now, the weather.

Liberals: A Black Hole Swallowed the Missing Link

razamataz

This is amazing and I don't even agree with it.

PSN Has Been Around Since 1850?

sonira

no wonder it runs so slow

Washington Sought Advice on Saying Thank You Very Much

tinysilvergoat

they checked with canada

Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues

puxorz

This isn't anything new.

Guardians of the Summer?

thedrpepperking

summer*

thedrpepperking

Its not even sure if they guard sumer

Why We Are Unlikely to Ever Happen

silentiumfluffiness

; ;

That One Day We All Have to Make Millions in the Manhattan Nanny Murders

trelborg

Well, if we have to....

The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today!

vidaliacreampuff

Don't miss it!

Sonic Is in Labor

wander

Mpreg?

Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny

tesseract

"Pumped Up Kicks"?

Two Bros Set Out to Get Away

chillclinton

aka Huckleberry Finn

These First Official Firefly Action Figures Are Not Lesbians

tinysilvergoat

I am disappoint.

School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India

lorven

This is probably my favorite so far.

Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt

exxion

The best part is that four of the six headlines it is made from are the same headline