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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now

penultimate_pi

yeah that seems about right

Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

penultimate_pi

fucking hell

Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space

penultimate_pi

I guess scientists have gotten through to the Republicans in proving that space is not quite as dark and empty as they are.

sonicgtr

Of course they're afraid of space, it's not white.

9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Amusing

asteroidcat

Why >_<

Disney Wants You to F@#k Off

penultimate_pi

seems about right

UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport

penultimate_pi

oh thank god

I'd Fuck a Dragon

penultimate_pi

$20 is $20, man

80% of Deaths Before Age 30 Are Caused by Poorly Designed User Interfaces

alphajack

haha it's true

The Cat Is Kind of Screwed

gabespace

Poor guy

US Plans to Make Policy

finibichara

Its about time

6 People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast

alphajack

lol wut

Stephen Colbert Taking Over Your Car

alphajack

lol

11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking

shinryurex

I'm pretty sure I've seen this.

It's Now Socially Acceptable to Put Seals on Endangered List

gsdgsdt8

GOOD!!!!!

There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia

thegermanbadger

Easily my favorite smash so far.

Guns for the Crotch

pghdadtwo

#finally

Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines

niraj

Testing 3

niraj

Testing 2

niraj

Testing 1

niraj

Testing

Bold Lips and Lots of Feelings

lonestargranger

sounds like me

An Adorable Cartoon Band in London

lonestargranger

the gorillaz?

Ex-Westboro Member Breaks Down in Under 4 Min

kingemocut

god's way of saying we hate you!

The Sun Has Been Cancelled

sonicgtr

PRAISE THE SUN!! \ [ T ] /

15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans

bolizen

the horror

A Very Kind Woman Who Shot Missile Into Car Has Most Florida Name EVER Wondered

brunswick

A very kind woman who shot a missile into a car...

Justin Bieber to Do: Go to Jail

wander

Wasn't this before the drag-racing incident?

The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher

pseudofraud

Finally! Something that appeals to my fetish.

Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea

midnakoopa

What else is new?

How to Masturbate In Public

midnakoopa

Seems legit.

This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK

midnakoopa

Coming this Fall...

How to Help You Play With Yourself on Camera to Inspire Thousands. Seriously

tundra543

just what i needed

I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat

chaoscaptain

Insert witty TF2 joke

So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away

littlepinkfluffyshit

>->

This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted

cathy9997

This is not funny or cool. It's gross.

NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious

kingkuya

NASA Cannibals!

Watch "Ownerless," the New World of Pokémon

fdfdfdfdfdfdfff

This one sounds sad. :(

69 Things More Erotic Than the President

joshua

My dick 69 times

25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones

tjmaxx

^Exactly my first thought.